Shipping policy

Free Shipping, Because Chaos Shouldn't Cost You Extra

Spend over $75 and shipping's on us. Consider it our way of saying "we see you, overworked hero."

Order Processing

Once you hit "place order," we jump into action — orders are typically processed within 1-2 business days. Think of it as our own little fire drill, minus the actual fire.

Heads up: during peak periods (holidays, back-to-school, whenever the whole office decides to order at once), processing might take a bit longer. Even we need a minute to get organized.

Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days, depending on where you're located and the shipping method you picked at checkout.

Order Updates

The second your package heads out the door, we'll send you tracking info — so you can obsessively refresh the status page just like you refresh your inbox. No judgment.

Secure Checkout

Your payment info is processed through a secure, encrypted checkout system, because the only chaos we're into is the funny kind — not the "someone stole my credit card" kind.

One Last Thing

Delivery times are estimates, not promises carved in stone. Carrier delays, weather, or other forces beyond our control (we don't have a direct line to Mother Nature, unfortunately) can affect things. We'll always do our best to keep you in the loop.